Til' Then

NOT VALID........

My biggest pet peeve is when people over exaggerate the power that they have in bed. I would much rather expect far less and be pleasantly surprised, than expect a mandingo warrior and get the action of a snail. Too many times in my *mumbled number* years of participation, I have been so upset with what I was given, seeing that it was NOTHING like which I was explained. So I want to go over a list of things....for both men and women.....that you should not claim and a list of things not to do.....sort of like conditional statements (you have to be a math geek to get that)....so lets get started, shall we.....

1. Don't claim you wear a magnum IF you are actually fit to wear a regular Trogan. A gold wrapper doesn't automatically guarantee a golden time! TRUST! I would much rather have a orange wrapper and a man who put it down, than a man who believed that his GOLD wrapper means the world!

2. The clit is super sensitive when we are about to cum and overwhelming sensitive after we have cum....with that said: a) don't suck on the clit so hard that it swells in your mouth, that isht is painful...I am not running, I am in pain! b) when I am cum'n do not clamp down on my clit with your forefinger and thumb...toying with it is okay, but too much pressure ruins the moment.

3. Don't claim you can have me addicted and wanting to be with you only IF you have never touched a vagina before...this happened twice! Be real....ill experience can be detected off bat.

4. Don't claim to want a cut buddy with no strings attached, but catch feelings and act all pissy when she can differentiate and stick to the rules!

5. Don't claim to be the pussy monster, but turn out to be scared of the pussy. I like to throw it back....can't handle it, don't come my way!

6. Don't claim to love to eat pussy IF you are no good at it! If you are constantly being coached, you may need some work. Jus' saying......

1. Don't claim you can deep throat IF you gag when it goes too far in your mouth. FYI:DEEP THROATING IS NOT GAGGING! To deep throat there is one simple rule...relax your throat and have fun. I heard cloraseptic works as well (read: the spray that numbs your throat)

2. Don't claim to make men cum in less than -such and such- minutes IF you have never held that record. Self explainatory......

3. Don't claim your pussy is sweet as nectar IF men often refuse to taste your isht more than once.

4. Don't dry rub a peen....I'm so serious. From what my boys tell me that isht is painful....see #2 of the men's rules.

5. When giving oral sex to a male....the golden rule....LIPS OVER TEETH. No gnawing on the peen. Imagine your isht getting bit, better yet grazed with teeth.....OUCH!

6. Remember the peen can fracture resulting in what is known as a broken penis. Although there is no actual bones in the penis you can fracture the erectile tissue....OUCH! So while I am not saying you can't be rough, just don't try some things that be too rouch (i.e. backflips off of furniture on to a stiff peen, being too rough with the hand job, continuing to throw it back once it has slipped out, or getting too wild while deep throating)

Okay so I feel like I have done my good deed for the day and educated the masses.....more to come!

'Til then,

Ms. Trecie